Nobody's Better Than the Best! (aka Ms BTTB) |
An aside: In a past
post, I referred to my youngest daughter as DD#3, which, strictly speaking she is,
but she is much, much more than that, so I wanted blog-name that would better
reflect her wonderfulness. This is a tad difficult, since I already picked the
perfect name for her at birth. Then I remembered a handle she gave herself when
she was young, said in one long, loud, fast breath, “I’m The Best and Nobody’s
Better Than the Best!” (Can you picture her siblings’ reactions?) For brevity’s
sake, I’m going to use the initials from the last part of that long-winded moniker,
Better Than the Best, so I hereby christen her Ms BTTB. The
Best would be a simpler nickname but if I wrote that, her siblings
might develop strange notions about our family dynamics that would take years of intense therapy to undo.
A second aside: I
am also a DD#3, and I was called The Boss.
Hmmmmm.
Anyhoo,
back on topic....
Ms
BTTB had a fancy function to attend – a masked dance. My poor little Cinderella
had a flat wallet. However, in her cupboard, she had a long length of black
cotton-spandex knit material (aka t-shirt fabric). With only an idea in her
head (no pattern) for a drapey dress, she chopped, chopped, chopped into that
fabric and made basically two rectangles. Gathering it on one side about
halfway down, she sewed it together, leaving the prerequisite spaces for head
and arms and legs. Ms BTTB tried it on, decided it was butt ugly, and tossed the
homely thing in the corner.
Time
passed. Unfortunately, her wallet didn’t gain any weight. Necessity being the
Mother of Invention, she picked it up, dusted it off, and tried it on again.
Assessing the design, Ms Better Than The Best
decided she liked the cowl neckline, but lumpy, dumpy middle ruined the
silhouette. She pinched, she twisted, she created magic. When she was finished,
Ms BTTB had an interesting asymmetrical, sleeveless, cowl-neck dress. The addition
of a bit of bling on the side twist took the garment up that final notch.
Voila! A gorgeous dress!
Button sewn on the edge of cowl |
However,
don’t focus too closely on the finishing detail. The seams... well, they stayed together.
The hem... unfinished is au courant. The super-long facing in the back... turns
out it helps smooth bra-band area nicely.
Button creating weight - imagine it hidden inside |
Button hooked on bridge of bra, creating a stationary, non-risque neckline |
One
detail was sheer brilliance. On the bottom of the cowl, Ms BTTB sewed on a small
clear button. It adds weight, so the cowl hangs nicely. Better still, the button can be tucked
into the bridge of the bra, creating a sharp, low V that stays in place and
doesn’t show anything. Nada.
Ready to party! |
What
I love best is the joie de vie that went into this creation. Sure, the dress
spent some time balled up in the corner. But enthusiasm started the project,
and enthusiasm finished the dress. With the goal firmly in mind, BTTB went at
it, full steam ahead. She put her heart in it.
I wanna sew like that.
- Lady T
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ReplyDelete"I'm the best and there's nobody better than the best" didn't just drive her sibs nuts...dress looks fabulous. All she needs is her boa!
ReplyDeleteGood to know her sphere of wonderfulness included so many. :-) As irritating as that saying could be, I had to admire her spunk!
DeleteYou're right about the boa. The red feathers would've looked FAB with this dress.
I LOVE BTTB's dress. She looks so pretty. And ha ha to Kleinelusas! ;)
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